Perverse Findings.

paternalstranger:

I love virgin college girls, especially from those southern states where they don’t have Sex Ed. They’ll believe anything.
“You can only get pregnant if we both cum, and you didn’t, right?”
It’s even better if she doesn’t get pregnant for the first three months. Plenty of sex without worrying if she cums or not, and she’ll make a lifetime of stupid decisions, even after she finally gives birth to my baby. After all, it’s her fault she had an orgasm and got pregnant.

(Source: fillherupandknockherup)

paternalstranger:

I love virgin college girls, especially from those southern states where they don’t have Sex Ed. They’ll believe anything.
“You can only get pregnant if we both cum, and you didn’t, right?”
It’s even better if she doesn’t get pregnant for the first three months. Plenty of sex without worrying if she cums or not, and she’ll make a lifetime of stupid decisions, even after she finally gives birth to my baby. After all, it’s her fault she had an orgasm and got pregnant.

(Source: fillherupandknockherup)

paternalstranger:

sxetime23:

ofmexicuntandmen:

weallneedsomebody2leanon:

umfag:

naturesafterthought:

iraffiruse:

#justjesusythings

We’re all going to hell

this post might be the best thing ive seen on here

Oh god I’m snorting SOMeBOdY SEnD HElP

I am done with this website

I can’t even…!
Too perfect XD

I know it’s not my usual post, but this was too funny not to repost.

bimboabby:

Another reason i like having pale skin is that it looks so hot in French Maid outfits!

bimboabby:

Another reason i like having pale skin is that it looks so hot in French Maid outfits!

(Source: nottgit)